No, you aren’t having a moment and your eyes are not deceiving you. This is a fanny pack. Hip Bag. Waist Pouch. Called it what you want, we call her Maxine.
Now back in style but cuter, more stylish, chic, with a more modern look. Maxine is slim but has a roomy main compartment that zips closed. The adjustable strap is completely removable, so you can put it on from either side. This is the definition of hands free.